Crois-moi

Today my afternoon classes are canceled because my kiddies are going to the pool. At 10 AM, I herded my morning monstres back into their normal classroom and had a moment of disorientation – it took me a minute to realize I was FREE. Free time is such a rare gift these days!
I left school and walked out to do a crossword and wait for my bus to come. The school where I teach on Thursdays is a forty minute bus ride from the city center. I like to watch the landscape change on the way out: the downtowny narrow streets and old architecture give way to wider avenues on the outskirts with their big blocky apartment towers. My bus route in particular is interesting because it passes right in front of the former site of the AZF factory, where there was a huge chemical explosion a couple of weeks after 9/11. This explosion completely flattened a few square miles: apartment complexes, research centers, industrial buildings, and a hospital were totally destroyed. There’s a highway which passes over my bus route, and once we come out on the other side of the overpass, the land is completely different. You can see every stage of destruction and reconstruction. They’re making swift progress on a super-modern looking cancer research hospital, while a few hundred meters away, homeless people camp out in the graffiti-riddled concrete skeleton of an office building.

So today, while I was waiting for the bus, a nice old man offered to drive me back into the city. He and his grandson had just been to a job fair in a municipal building right next to the school where I teach. “We came here to look for a job – not for me, of course. I have a long-term contract with the Ministry of Retirement,” he said with a little smile. On the way back to the city we talked about the fires in California and the AZF explosion. The grandson had been on a field trip from school on the day the factory exploded, and he said that on the way back to school, all of the kids had to hide under the seats in the bus in case there was another explosion or some kind of attack. Pretty scary. As we went under the overpass, the older man told me that the cars driving in the lane closest to the factory were blown over to the other side of the highway.

That was my interesting morning. Everything else is going well. Kids are pretty awesome, but I’m still figuring out how to keep their attention and how to deal with the little miscreants before the whole class part dans tous les sens. It’s a sweet job, though. AND and and and and and and and and

AND I just checked my bank account – I GOT PAID! Youpieeeeeeee! For two months I’ve been burning dollars: all of my hard-earned tips, sacrificed to the terrible conversion rate. For a while there the balance on my ATM receipts was a bigger number after I took out my money – not a good sign – who knows why they don’t print the little minus sign in front of your balance when it’s negative! But now I can stop worrying about how to make the canned goods in our cupboards last as long as possible. From here on out, I’m eating Euros.

I didn’t know that ‘avoirdupois’ was a word in English until I got to know Le Robert & Collins computer edition – which is more fun than any computer game I’ve played in a long time (go ahead, laugh at me). Another good find was j’ai eu beau le chanter sur tous les tons, “no matter how many times I’ve said it.”

O PUREE, I’m twenty-two years old. On my birthday Stewart and I had bike ride and a nice dinner, and then we had more wine at the river with Xav and Stéphanie. We had a little chat with some drunk Americain au pairs, jeered at men peeing in the street, and then ended the night with another lovely bike ride. (J’aime la bicycle-tteuh, savez-vous comment?) So it was a good one.

Today I finally went to see the schools where I’ll be teaching. The teachers all seem really nice! I have a rather considerable case of la trouille at the prospect of having to manage large groups of small people, but I’ll make it work. It’s about time for me to stop being scared of people, anyway.

Well, September was a whirlwind. The Dickinson students’ arrival was as much a learning experience for me as it was for them : the first time I found myself face to face with a group of students, I had this weird déjà vu – I was reliving My First Day in France 2004, but instead of sitting in a chair feeling fragile and awed, I stood and spoke and tried really hard to emanate reassurance and strength.

Last weekend la Famille Dickinson voyaged to Paris, where all sorts of madcap things happened. Luckily, the students this year are all really curious, positive, friendly, helpful, motivated, etc. That didn’t prevent them from being late to pretty much everything, but I can’t really complain because I, too, was late to pretty much everything.

Lots of great things happened on our trip. There were many puppies involved : puppies in the street, puppies in bags, playing with each other or prancing after their masters. There were also lots of little children, none of them in bags, but some did play with each other and prance after their parents. Stew and I had fun watching the puppies and the babies.
I also enjoyed matching wits with the hotel cafeteria man who told me that all vegetarians eat fish, and if our vegetarians didn’t want tuna then they were vegan, and next time we should order vegan sandwiches (which we did, and got cheese).
On Saturday night we went out with Cécile, Domitille and some of the Dickinson girls, drank wine and ate plates of charcuterie in the back room of a wine store, where they served us despite the fact that we were not their usual clientèle – ‘usual’ being middle-aged men with sweaters on – and despite the fact that they were not legally allowed to be open that late in the evening. After that we went dancing at a bar/club whose name I shall translate as the “World’s Couch” where they played nothing but their jangling idea of Brit Pop.
I actually have lots of little anecdotes and reflections (does ‘reflections’ mean ‘thoughts’ in English? uh-oh, I’m semi-lingual again) to share with you. It’s too bad being far away means we have to be so far away.